waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
393) It's my blog I can post what I want
"Being a fan doesn't mean being there from the start, it means being there until the end." -Alex Gaskarth
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
Reblog if you think it’s okay to be homosexual
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
No you’re gonna need a new friend
i dont even know what this means and I dont doubt its true
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
Make me choose between 2 things:
whoinwhoville asked: “You’ve been looking. You liiiiiike it…”
vs. “Manly, hairy hand.”
FACT OF THE DAY: stonehenge was made just to be a cool place to hang out by the rocks and talk about life with your buds
why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr
WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED
OH MY GOD
THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF